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The Teachers Strike
Well, we are all off school at the moment cos of the whole striek thing and im supposed to be doing revision but its super boring so i thought id consider just why the teachers are striking. My personal view is that it is because they hadnt really got any thing else better to do. Or maybe Mr Wilkinson wasnt giving them enough biscuits at break. Anyway, i have come up with an imaginary dialogue between a couple of our favourite characters at school. Here we go
Mrs Henderson: So, are you planning to take part on this strike?
Chair Stacking Lady: Can you stack your chair please.
Mrs Henderson: Yes, I would agree, I dont think the pay is very good either.
Chair Stacking Lady: Can I see your packed lunch.
Mrs Henderson: Well, thats the thing..shhh…shhh…thats the thing about them giving us extra time off.
Chair Stacking Lady: Can you stack your packed lunch please.
Mrs Henderson: An excellent point, a hindu diet is an important part of their overall Korma.
Chair Stacking Lady: Can I see your chair please.
Mrs Henderson: Shhh..Jayne…Jade…Shhh….Right, well, nice talking to you.
For those of you who dont have a clue what that was all bout, you kinda have to be in RE and in the lunch hall. Im sure nathan will find it amusing.
Well, anyway, if any of you have any better ideas about why the teachers are striking, do say. Webb
Posted by curlymop2 7 months ago
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Oh sam you absolute genius… am in fits of laughter. That is hilarious. I’ll see you at 2.40. Oh by the way if you haven’t already seen my email, we’ve got a record of 10 posts on bibleo
Posted by Nathan Greaves 7 months ago
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Personally I think the teachers are on strike because they’re fed up of Mr. Wilkinson telling us not to be defiant, which he does, like, every 5 minutes. Maybe he tells them not to be defiant too…
Posted by Nathan Greaves 7 months ago
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Its because… thier pay rises 2 percent a year, for the last couple of years but the inflation rises 4 percent a year dingbats
Posted by LIttleMystyConfuzzled 7 months ago
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no its not… its because some of the students are allergic to NUT’s so any NUT’s have to stay off to stop kids swelling up in an allergic reaction every time a teacher walks past.
Posted by smilekle 7 months ago
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we know the real reason they’re striking little confuzzled person. We’re just stupidly speculating
Posted by Nathan Greaves 7 months ago
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personally, im loving kayleighs thing about nuts so far. good grief, that sounded sooo wrong. apologies.
Posted by curlymop2 7 months ago
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